“Well I am sure I don’t know, darling. Luck favors the prepared.”
–Edna Mode
RED 2
“Oh hi… should you eat that? Is that safe?”
“It’s before they had that, you know, sell-by date stuff.”
“Oh.”
–Sarah and Marvin
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo,going out your door…you step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s not knowing where you might be swept off to.”
-Bilbo Baggins
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! T-TROOLLL IN THE DUNGEON!![Utter silence]
Thought you ought to know.
[faints]
-Professor Quirrell
The Hobbit:An Unexpected Journey
“Good morning.”
“What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it to be or not or that you feel good this morning or that it is a morning to be good on?”
“All of them at once.”
-Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey
Monsters Vs. Aliens
“I got him, you guys! I got… “
[STOMP]
“Don’t worry, I won’t let go! I’m wearing him down!”
[STOMP]
“Please tell me he’s slowing down!”
-B.O.B.
How To Train Your Dragon
The only upsides are the pets. While other places have… ponies or parrots, we have… Dragons!
-Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
Monsters Vs. Aliens
“No one told us what to do! I took this job because you never have to do anything!”
-Jerry
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
I want to see mountains again … mountains, Gandalf!
-Bilbo Baggins
National Treasure
“Do you know what the Preservation Room is for?”
“Delicious jams and jellies?”
-Ben Gates and Riley Poole
How To Train Your Dragon
This, is Berk.
It’s twelve days North of hopeless,
and a few degrees South of freezing to death.
It’s located solidly on the meridian of misery.-Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King
“The day may come when the courage
of Men Fails; But it is not this day!!!
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth.
I bid you stand!”-Aragorn
How To Train Your Dragon
“I take him fishing and he goes hunting for trolls.”
“Trolls exist.”
-Stoick the Vast and Gobber
Monsters Inc.
“Okay, look, I think I have a plan here.
Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.”“Spoons?”
–Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan
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